The Fine Print from the Filthy Minds at Rat Bastard Screen-Printing
🐀 1. The Nest Must Be Paid
We don’t scurry unless the cheese is in the trap. All orders require payment upfront — no exceptions, no squeaks. Once you pay, we dig in. No payment? No prints.
🪤 2. Turnaround Time (aka Rat Speed)
Standard turnaround is 10-14 business days from artwork approval and payment. Need it faster? Ask for “Rats on Speed” — our rush option (extra cheddar applies).
💀 3. Minimum Order?
Our minimum is 12 shirts — aka The Lone Rat Tier. We won’t waste ink on anything smaller. This ain’t Etsy, kid.
🖤 4. Art Files (Don’t Feed Us Trash)
We need high-res vector files (.AI, .EPS, or .PDF). If you send us garbage, expect a delay — or a fee to clean up the mess. Rats may live in trash, but we don’t print it.
🧷 5. Proofs & Approval
You’ll get a mockup to approve. Once you give the thumbs-up, we print. If you ghost us, the rats move on. Approvals are final — no take-backs after that.
🦴 6. Spoilage & Overruns
We’re rats, not robots. Spoilage happens — industry standard allows up to 5% variance. Order extra if you need exact numbers. We might throw in a bonus misprint just for the stink of it.
🔇 7. Cancellations
Once the ink is mixed or screens are burned, you’re locked in. Cancel early? You’ll still owe for time, materials, and our general disgust.
📦 8. Shipping
We ship via UPS or USPS. Once your order leaves our filthy paws, it’s in theirs. Lost or delayed shipments ain’t our fault — take it up with the humans in brown.
⚠️ 9. We Won’t Print:
• Hate speech
• Bigoted garbage
• Political stuff
• Nazi trash
We’re rats, not fascists. Don’t test us.
💩 10. Disputes
Got a real problem? Reach out. We may bite, but we’re rats.
📧 11. Contact
Questions? Issues? Rabies concerns?
Hit us up: [email protected]