Refund and Returns Policy

🐀 Refunds & Returns Policy

AKA: Our “No Backsies” Manifesto

Look — we’re a small pack of filthy little print rats, not some squeaky-clean mega-corp. Every shirt we print is custom-made for your band, your brand, or your bizarre taste in merch. That means we don’t keep stock, and we sure as hell don’t do refunds for “oopsies” after the ink hits the cotton.

We’re Rat Bastards, but we’re not total bastards. Here’s the deal:

đŸš« NO RETURNS

We do not accept returns. Why?
Because everything we make is custom-printed just for you. Once it’s printed, it’s yours — claws, tails, and all.

✅ WE’LL FIX OUR SCREW-UPS

If we’ve made a genuine mistake — like printing the wrong design, wrong sizes, or your shirt shows up looking like it got chewed up in a sewer fight — let us know within 7 days of delivery. If it’s our bad, we’ll make it right.

We’ll either:

  • Reprint your order (same design, same specs)

  • Or issue store credit for future orders (we don’t do cash refunds — we’re rats, not ATMs)

You’ll need:

  • A clear photo of the misprint or damage

  • Your order number

  • A quick explanation of the issue (be honest — our rats have seen everything)

Send it all to:
📬 [email protected]

❗WHAT DOESN’T COUNT AS OUR FAULT:

  • You sent the wrong file? That’s on you, bud.

  • You picked the wrong sizes? Double-check next time.

  • You thought the print would be “shinier”? This isn’t Etsy.

  • You washed it wrong? Read the tag, roadie.

đŸ§Œ CARE INSTRUCTIONS (Follow These or Perish)

  • Wash cold, inside out

  • Hang dry or tumble on low

  • No bleach, no iron-on-ink

  • Treat your shirt like you treat your favorite band tee — with reverent filth

FINAL WORD FROM THE RATS:

We’re here to make your stuff loud, gnarly, and legit. We don’t half-ass anything. If something goes wrong and it’s our tail on the line, we’ll gnaw through it to make it right.
But if you’re trying to pull one over on us — remember, rats bite back. 🐀💀