What the Rats Know, and What We Do With It
🐀 1. What We Collect (aka What You Leave Behind in Our Alley)
When you do business with us, we collect your:
- Name
- Email address
- Shipping address
- Phone number (optional, unless you like angry voicemails)
- Payment info (processed through our secure third-party vermin, PayPal)
We don’t want your secrets. We just want to print your filthy shirts.
🪤 2. How We Use Your Info
We only use your info to:
- Process your order
- Contact you about your order
- Ship your order
- Occasionally shout into your inbox about rad deals (if you said “yes, squeak at me”)
- Keep our business from collapsing into a puddle of ink.
We won’t sell your info. We’re screen-printers, not data rats.
🧼 3. Who Sees Your Info
Just us and the platforms we trust (our shipping software, our print software, and our mail carrier rats).
No one’s peeking unless:
- You’re doing something sketchy
- The law drags us out of our hole with a subpoena
- You say “hey, share this with my bandmate named Flea”
🧷 4. Cookies (Not the Good Kind)
Our site uses cookies, mostly so it doesn’t crash and burn while you’re browsing. You can turn them off in your browser, but the site might act like a drunk rat on roller skates.
⚰️ 5. How Long We Keep It
We keep your info only as long as we need to print your stuff, send you your stuff, and keep records for tax goblins. Then we let it rot in peace.
🚫 6. Your Rights (Yes, You Have Some)
You can always:
- Ask what we know about you
- Ask us to delete it
- Tell us to stop emailing you
- Challenge us to a merch-off (we will win)
Just send us a message at [email protected] or use the contact form on the site.